"Oh… Well…" she shrugged. "I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.”
william shakespeare wrote a black italian lead but ofc there cant be any poc in frozen its in europe
• they’re fucking women
my parents and i go way back
This was literally the best thing about 2012/2013, like there was literally nothing that could top this
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
i’ll take down nations. i’ll destroy men. I’ll fucking become the next president. I’ll make the next sistine chapel. I’ll find a cure for cancer, all while being the biggest fucking fangirl of a boyband in the entire world. because guess what??? being aware and socially concious and having big dreams does not correlate to how many times i dance in my underwear to what makes you beautiful
headcanon that bahorel and feuilly are roommates and best friends and they do everything together… and i mean everything. and then they accidentally get drunkenly married in vegas and they kinda just never get divorced. and literally nothing changes
the noises i made were not human