a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

crossxbonz:

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

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anagnori:

"Oh please, you’re only identifying as [thing] because you heard about it on Tumblr."

Well gee, maybe if there were proper resources out there, public visibility and community support for people like us, we wouldn’t have to wait until we randomly stumbled across a post on Tumblr to understand what we are.

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

thatsthat24:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Spongebob taught us that would end very badlyimage

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

we’re abandoned by those who still live in fear;

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me