I’ve finally found someone on Kim K that isn’t a total twit about my outfit while we’re on a date
this thunder is so loud im shaking jesus
"*whispers* The new Star Trek movie is just all of the male cast walking around in their underwear while everyone goes about their business as usual, and no one comments on it."
but also Uhura and Carol otp in the background as they run the ship like the badasses they are
"headcanon that Jim Kirk is actually a big loser and has a thing for classic ships like some people have for classic cars and he comes across an old abandoned ship somewhere in the universe and spock's like, "we can look up the model in the database and try to identify why it is here" and Kirk's just like "nah, It's a NI-75 and it's around 100 years old" and everyone's just like what"
JIM KIRK IS A BIG LOSER NERD AND NOW THE WHOLE SHIP KNOWS IT
"oh yeah man I heard about that man I'm so mad. but if we could just have a whole movie with bones just giving Kirk the death look and some nice shots of space/the enterprise I'll be 100% ok you know"
nah the whole movie will be Jim and Bones making out for 2 hours B)
Going through old pics of me from freshman year and I’m cringing because I do NOT look like that anymore
"there's supposed to be another one coming out in like 2 years???? but I can't wait that long?????"
yes there is, but it’s directed by Bob Orci and I [growls]
"wanna talk about Star Trek bc I can talk about Star Trek"
im not crying there’s just a bit of star trek in my eye
And to you, if you have stuck with harry until the very end ϟ.
"He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!’"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Some things never change.
that was cool toward the end of les mis how javert jumped into the seine and swam away. where did he go? i hope hes living a nice quiet life in a sweet cottage somewhere. hopefully he didnt have to swim for too long
les mis au where everything the same except instead of red and black they sing “tell m more” from grease.
who’s asking cosette though
[deep valjean voice]
tell me more
tell me more